(SPOILER)
Michael Ausiello posts Brainiac spoilers for SMALLVILLE finale.
Also, in another link, Allison Mack (Smallville's Chloe) really really loves James.
March 30 2006
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kathylovesspike | March 30, 03:51 CET
I agree with you Kathylovesspike, it sounds like he might be in season 6, and I really am enjoying Brainiac.
wrikiwood | March 30, 04:34 CET
spikeylover | March 30, 05:03 CET
Miss Edith | March 30, 05:09 CET
spikeylover | March 30, 03:03 CET"
Hmmm? That's a tricky one. You know, I think she might. :0) Woman's got taste, that's for sure.
Anyone he works with seem to love him. He's just a big old bucket of adorable I guess.
[ edited by exoticmushroom on 2006-03-30 03:11 ]
exoticmushroom | March 30, 05:10 CET
killinj | March 30, 05:48 CET
Berry | March 30, 07:25 CET
lycoming | March 30, 07:44 CET
Emma Frost | March 30, 07:57 CET
Braniac completely breaks from character and goes, "All right. I've had it to here with this Dawson's Creek faux Superman bullshit. Clark Kent? Time to die, bitch."
And then they have an epic battle that goes on for 30 minutes, at the end of which Braniac brings in Christian Bale's Batman from Batman Begins who promptly shouts, "THIS is how a real superhero screen adaptation should be!" And then BatBale causes SuperWelling's brain to implode...just by saying something smart. Like, not even that smart. Just a little smart.
After that, Braniac and BatBale destroy everyone in Smallville (except for Chloe, just 'cuz she's cute), and as volcanoes explode, fire rains down from the heavens, and Satan laughs nefariously, we slowly, slowly fade out...and then we're on a man's face. This man, he looks familiar. We pan back...to reveal Mal! We're back on the Serenity! He goes, "Well, that was a mighty terrible dream." And then there's James! For no reason other than he needs a job after Smallville's demise! And it'd be cool!
Then the announcer says, "Fuck Smallville! We know you want Firefly! So instead of season six of Smallville...Firefly season two, only on the Crack Whore Network this fall!"
As it goes to credits: "Brought to you by the Joss Whedon Knows Smart TV, and Smallville Was Not Smart TV, So He Singlehandedly Destroyed It Because His Shows Are Awesome Corporation."
Best. Television. Episode. EVER.
(Hmm. And the 2006 Barely On Topic, But Sort Of Award goes to...)
UnpluggedCrazy | March 30, 09:14 CET
zeitgeist | March 30, 09:42 CET
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Does James arrive on Serenity in a box, naked?
NickSeng | March 30, 10:37 CET
flightofserenity | March 30, 12:15 CET
Totally! And wait'll you see the Braniac/River mash-up.
(I would say it involves hot summer [or Summer?] lovin', a battle of psychological smartitude, a cameo by Professor X, water-consciousness, and a band of wild horses riding into the future...but that would, like, totally give away Firefly S2. Which has two working titles: Firefly: Well, It's the Same Damn Generation Because You Canceled Us Last Time or Damn You, Just Watch This Show, We Promise It's Real Good, It's Got Hookers and Explosions and Braniac and Stuff. Or Snakes on a Plane. 'Cuz that title just works.)
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UnpluggedCrazy | March 30, 12:31 CET
billz | March 30, 14:34 CET
But remember they're not just hookers, they're Space Hookers. It's an important and unique selling point.
Saje | March 30, 15:30 CET
And Saje, if Miller and Gough got drunk, I think they would end up confessing, "The only decent thing we've ever done was helping to craft the story for Spider-Man 2!" And then Joss would totally destroy their show and give them positions on the Firefly: For the First Time, Again writing staff.
UnpluggedCrazy | March 30, 20:53 CET
Unplugged Crazy, I have read several really excellent Firefly/Spike crossover fics but that...
I have no words.
NickSeng, Spike arriving in a box naked, pure genius.
Xane | March 30, 22:45 CET
And AM certainly appears to be a very enthusiastic girl with great taste. :)
anindoorkitty | March 31, 01:20 CET
annieb | March 31, 01:48 CET
AND, oh.my.god. I lurrve Allison Mack's dog, Phantom! Look, LOOK at that big bundle of fluffy wolfy cuteness! I've always wanted a dog like that.. *sigh* allergies.. *sigh*
Bad Kitty | March 31, 05:14 CET
vampire dan | April 02, 06:06 CET