12 weakest deaths in science fiction history.
io9 list Shepherd Book at #12, "...he feels like a throwaway character in the movie, and his death is pretty pointless.".
[ edited by Beth'll on 2008-09-16 13:35 ]
September 16 2008
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[ edited by gossi on 2008-09-16 09:41 ]
gossi | September 16, 09:40 CET
Most of those make sense to me otherwise though, my only other major disagreement being Beckett from 'Stargate: Atlantis' which I thought was really nicely done and actually quite touching. And to mention Janet Frasier's death as in any way unsatisfying is just barmy to me, 'Heroes 1 & 2' where she dies are arguably some of the best episodes in 'Stargate: SG1'. OK, maybe her actual death wasn't grand or operatic but that's what made it so amazingly heroic IMO - she was just doing her job - and the response of the other characters was well written and played.
But Kirk dying on a foot-bridge rather than the bridge of the Enterprise is a travesty (I still wonder if that's actually a very bad joke by the writer), Trip was a throw-away kick in the teeth to 'Enterprise' fans (of which I wasn't by that point but it still rankled), Trinity was just stupid after the massive heroics in the second film to save her - when Neo literally pulls the world apart to reach her in time - but top of the list for me is probably Hicks and Newt who, after 'Aliens', deserved a much better end than they were given. A real slap in the face to the audience which soured me on 'Alien 3' practically from the start (shame, it's got a lot going for it apart from that, flawed though it is IMO).
Saje | September 16, 10:10 CET
The only thing disappointing about Beckett's death was that it happened at all. Easily one of my three favourite characters on either Stargate series. Beckett-2 kinda makes up for the loss but I still think they could have made it so that it was the clone that had died. Maybe I'm being cloneist.
Kirk's death, no matter how foreshadowed it might have been by Star Trek V, was probably the point where I started to lose my love of Trek. After they killed Starfleet's Greatest off in such a poor fashion I really began to lose interest in what the franchise was about. Such a waste.
Serial Rocker | September 16, 10:23 CET
Rowan Hawthorn | September 16, 11:33 CET
Kirk's death simply represents the end of my true dedication to Star Trek. I was never what you could call a true Trekkie but Trek really was the first television show that got me addicted enough to never miss it. It was only after watching Generations that this changed and Trek became just another show to watch. Kirk's death in such a pointless fashion really did destroy the Trek magic for me.
That said, I'm surprisingly interested to see what this new Trek movie will turn out like. If Abrams ends the movie with the younger Kirk choking on a chicken bone or something, I'll not be happy.
Serial Rocker | September 16, 12:24 CET
And Shatner brought him back in the books anyway :)
redeem147 | September 16, 12:42 CET
They're the hidden menace in our homes (and spaceships).
Yeah 'First Contact' is the best Next Gen film I reckon and can hold its head up beside the lesser original cast movies (it's certainly no 'Wrath of Khan' or 'Undiscovered Country' IMO). Kirk's death is easily one of the best examples of a script that misses the point completely, terrible end for an iconic character (makes me sad that Ron Moore had anything to do with it). It's just so small, y'know ?
'Voyager' was a wasted opportunity, the first female captain in a series and they end up making her a petty martinet. Picard showed you can be authoritarian without being unsympathetic, pity they didn't manage it with Janeway (and what a great chance to expand on what DS9 did and really examine the precepts of the Federation from the outside, instead we're just shown that Janeway's way is correct, no matter how "off message" she goes).
Saje | September 16, 12:49 CET
Dana5140 | September 16, 13:01 CET
While it had less overt action than most of the movie, it included the most concise & direct message, and that stuck with me. That's a tribute both to Joss's writing and Ron's acting.
SteveP | September 16, 13:32 CET
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Saje | September 16, 13:41 CET
Dana5140 | September 16, 14:43 CET
Yep. But that was because I got spoiled on sm.com about Wash. And when Book died, I was upset but a little voice said, "oh, it was Book that dies. So that means Wash is safe." Ha. Hahahahahahaha. Haha. What was I thinking?? So when Wash did get massively stabbed, I was just in shock and then the rest of the movie just kind of happened. As much as I swore in my head at a certain writey person, it had the affect it was supposed to.
NYPinTA | September 16, 14:56 CET
Saje | September 16, 15:06 CET
For me, Sarah Connor was the whole point of the Terminator series.
Xane | September 16, 15:24 CET
Voyager's basic premise had the potential to take the space-opera theme they developed so well with Deep Space 9 (not to mention Babylon 5, at the time) and really use it to it's full effect. The DS9 station actually felt more cut off from the rest of the Federation than Voyager did at times.
What has now been done with the updated Battlestar Galactica is basically what Voyager needed to be. A ship alone, on the run, trying to find it's home whilst doing what it can to survive and stay in one piece. Instead the handy Next Gen reset button was used at the end of every single episode and the Voyager that made it home at the end of season seven looked almost as shiny and new as it did when it was pulled to the Delta Quadrant in the first place, maybe with a few less crew members onboard.
As you said, wasted opportunity to see a Starleet crew in a truly alien environment, dealing with a situation they could never have been prepared for.
Plus, the Kazon were rubbish.
Serial Rocker | September 16, 15:30 CET
Mirage | September 16, 15:38 CET
Exactly. They could've questioned every single Federation rule, tested them to destruction and shown us how truly noble the Federation ideal is (or not). Totally bottled it IMO.
DS9 bringing 'Section 31' into the mix was a master-stroke IMO, it really started asking the questions a lot of people (even fairly big fans like me) had been asking for a while about the quasi-fascistic leanings of the Federation.
The way Janeway forced Seven to become (nearly) human when she'd expressed a clear wish to return to the Collective was ripe for development and to ask the same questions about the hazards of liberalism and forced conformity to a social norm endemic in the Federation but it was totally glossed over and Janeway's decision was (as far as I know) never questioned (in fact Seven may even thank her for it, not sure about that, I didn't watch later 'Voyager' very closely).
And yeah, episodes like 'Year of Hell' where they could've really shaken up the status quo were just totally reset, in old Trek stylee. What a waste.
Saje | September 16, 15:50 CET
zeitgeist | September 16, 16:03 CET
NotaViking | September 16, 16:05 CET
Marcus Cole though was totally shafted. His death was completely pointless when Claudia Christian did not come back for the 5th season. (Whether she left the show or was fired is still debated however.)
NYPinTA | September 16, 16:16 CET
Don't know if anyone here in the UK saw Bring Back... Star Wars last Sunday night but there was a very amusing discussion about that particular death scene between Justin Lee Collins (that's his name, right?) and the actor who played Boba Fett. If you can track it down (YouTube, perhaps?) then give it a listen.
Serial Rocker | September 16, 16:21 CET
EDIT: Heck, Echo might die, moving the focus to one of the other actives and introducing another. You never know. You would think that wouldn't happen... but this is Mr. Whedon.
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TheGamut | September 16, 16:31 CET
Hah. Exactly what I was arguing back in mid-2005 when this question was all the rage.
Also gossi is quite right. In an earlier draft, Book was in the movie more, but he mattered not at all. In the film, he's in it less, but matters a good deal more.
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The One True b!X | September 16, 16:41 CET
'kin' 'ell, you even say "all bets are off" about Wash's death. Maybe this is a glitch in the Matrix ?
Saje | September 16, 16:46 CET
Personally, I didn't care much about Kirk's death. Maybe that's because I'm one of the generation of Star Trek fans who watched TNG before they really got in to TOS, and really DS9 is my favorite of all the Treks. But Marcus's death on Babylon 5? That annoyed me so much- he was my favorite character. I pretty much gave up on the show after that.
kishi | September 16, 16:47 CET
Not me. I now refuse to invest in any Jossian character for this very reason. But also, think of what you are saying- you are repeating what has been said long and hard and everywhere about Joss's writing, something we all know. Any writer who uses the same tactics over and over again runs the risk of becoming predictable, and death in Joss' world is very much predictable. It is only a question of whom.
Dana5140 | September 16, 17:27 CET
I did enjoy the movie when I first saw it. Then I watched the TV show, which I truly, truly loved. Watching the movie again after that just made me sad... for what might have been, and for a story that should have been a full season and would have been incredibly powerful if told in full. I could just imagine, in that case, what Wash's death would have meant for the Mal-Zoe relationship much further down the line. But I'm getting off-topic... the death of a favorite show, rather than weak character deaths!
I haven't seen any of the other deaths except Boba Fett's, which was decidedly lame!
catherine | September 16, 17:34 CET
Yeah, I agree. This is why I refuse to get to know anyone in Real Lifetm, too. Eventually, they all die, so why bother?
tweak
zeitgeist | September 16, 17:44 CET
catherine | September 16, 17:47 CET
Sunfire | September 16, 17:54 CET
zeitgeist | September 16, 18:19 CET
Sunfire | September 16, 18:26 CET
kishi | September 16, 18:31 CET
Dana5140 | September 16, 21:11 CET
kishi | September 16, 21:51 CET
Xane said:
"Sarah Connor's off screen death is what kept me out of the theatre for Terminator 3."
I was bummed to hear that she wouldn't be in it (we went the premiere weekend), but I wasn't going to let it keep me away, especially with Claire Danes and Nick Stahl in the film (though I hate recasts, Edward Furlong didn't feel so essential to the franchise and I've liked Stahl in almost everything I've seen him in). Although I wasn't really spoiled, so I went in hoping that they would have a surprise Linda Hamilton appearance. It sucked how they killed her off, right down to the explanation, but at the very least she was mentioned. #3 isn't a great film, though I do like the downer ending. The look of loss and horror on the main characters' faces, then the scene of the bombs launching and their smoke trails criss-crossing all over the world. Beautiful in its horribleness. But that was one of the few redeeming things about the film, otherwise it was just a very mediocre action/sci-fi romp. Hoping for better things from the Christian Bale fourth Terminator (Another recast, gah. Why no Nick Stahl ? Are they completely ignoring T3 ?) and The Sarah Connor Chronicles when I get around to that.
"For me, Sarah Connor was the whole point of the Terminator series."
She was for me too. She was the core of the first two films.
Saje and the article mentioned Trip from Enterprise. Yeah, it blew, and I watched all four seasons. Season 1 was mediocre and might've had a few good episodes, can't remember. Season 2 was better and had two or three great episodes. Season 3 was the Xindi Season-long arc and that met with varying degrees of failure and success. Season 4 had a bunch of 3-episode mini-arcs from what I recall, some good, some bad. Which season was the one with the Trip clone ? That one made me cry. Okay Trip and T'Pol grabbing eachother's hands after their baby died got me a little too, despite that concluding arc with the Robocop dude as the villain being pretty weak.
Enterprise was almost exactly like Smallville (though usually with less cheese) in how it would tease you with the occasionally good episode but overall it would just feel like it was squandering its potential and the talents of a number of its cast members. Actually that's another of the show's sins, the character development was very slow or nonexistant. Four seasons of almost nothing in that department. It basically only used its three main leads (Archer, T'Pol, and Trip, and they were used well for the most part, especially after Trip became more worthwhile of a character beyond just being the southern fried bit of humor and "Vulcans suck"-isms) and barely gave any attention to Phlox (though at least he got some focal eps), Reed (less so than Phlox) and Hoshi and Mayweather, who basically didn't exist.
Trip's death was so beyond lame.
Kris | September 16, 23:50 CET
ShanshuBugaboo | September 17, 00:46 CET
Dana5140 | September 17, 02:42 CET
I kept trying to argue this in another thread recently and it didn't go over very well. Heh.
The One True b!X | September 17, 02:42 CET
And Book. Sigh. Glad to see him acknowledged on such a list, though I agree that his death was indeed pointy. And Ron Glass did such a fantastic job of it (with Nathan Fillion providing an excellent partner, of course). Probably half of the reason that I really wish that there could have been several more Shepherd scenes in the film is so that Mr. Glass, who seems to be such a great guy, could've had even more to do with a character he clearly loved playing so much. (The remainder of the reason, of course, is that Book was just such an interesting character.)
And some of you have gotten to read the "kitchen sink" Serenity script?? *is jealous*
LKW | September 17, 03:32 CET
Which makes me wonder if this "weakest deaths" furthur proves the argument. So Fett died in what some think was a "lame" way. How should he have gone out? Guns a'blazing? Or Kirk (I liked Generations). He went on the whole journey with Picard just to... die. On a barren rock. I would think that all deaths are lame because they do not truly express the life they had just taken. Even if Buffy grow old & withering & forgot where she put her teeth... is that any resemblance to the power & affect she had on people's lives when she saved them? Or jumping into a giant energy rift. Sure we were with her when she jumped, and we knew what she thought, but often times we don't get that luxury of a person's death. Her friends didn't. If they did, do you think they would have chanced bringing her back? Dead body laying on rubble is not the Buffy Anne Summers they knew & loved; could that be construed as "lame" as well?
korkster | September 17, 03:34 CET
And Boba Fett was awesome, so, sure, guns blazing or something, but not "heyyy... did Boba Fett just fall in the pit?"
Well done on the staying alive, BTW kishi. Who knows, you might be the first to break the mould!
catherine | September 17, 04:23 CET
John Darc | September 17, 04:28 CET
redeem147 | September 16, 12:42 CET
Yeah, me too.
Book's death was the final straw for Mal. And it totally set up the audience by making us believe that it was going to be Book and as sad as it was, everyone else was going to pull through.
Psyche!!
AmazonGirl | September 17, 04:33 CET
TamaraC | September 17, 06:34 CET
One more thing I think Brian Lynch did right with bringing Wesley back. Although, screw Nina, where's Kate? I will say this on every board until someone listens. I HEART KANGEL. I think I just made that one up, cuz it sure is we todd it.
And yes, this is turning into another thread that went south very quickly. Something about a cryptozoologist or a biologist specializing in suicides, I dunno, but man was she pissed.
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PuppetDoug | September 17, 08:21 CET
Type me puzzled on your origin.
korkster | September 17, 08:42 CET
I think the only "good" thing about how Kirk died was the dialogue. The actual cause of death was in no way fitting but his last few sentences were pure Kirk. That's probably how the scene is able to gut you, even though you also know you hate that it happened that way at all.
Still wish they would consider adapting Shatner's Kirk novels into continuity.
Serial Rocker | September 17, 10:04 CET
Well, we do expect different things from stories than from real life (sez Miss States-the-Obvious) and so while death in the real world is a huge pointless miserable cliche, a fictional death should serve a purpose, as should everything that happens in the story.
Exactly catherine. Sometimes the point of fictional death is just to remind us that death is usually pointless BUT they always have a point. And you also have to play within the tone of the stories you're telling - Trek is about grand, ultimately optimistic visions, it's about us at our very best and it's certainly space-opera in the truest sense of the name i.e. it's big. Big heroes die while still vital, after kicking seven bells out of the enemy, they die with frikkin' "Kiss me Hardy ... Thank God I have done my duty" as the guns blaze about, with victory (and Victory ;) assured, they don't fall off what amounts to a pedestrian foot-bridge. IMO, s'always.
I did like the dialogue for Kirk though, delivered in true Shatner/Kirk style. Not read the books, are they any good ? I tried reading one of his TekWar novels and literally couldn't get past page 2 - just appallingly clunky prose - but if the post-Generations Kirk ones are any good I might take a look.
Saje | September 17, 10:17 CET
I'd definitely recommend you give that one a try, Saje. If you find you enjoy it then the next novel in the series is Avenger. They certainly make for an interesting alternative to what the series and movies did next.
EDIT: Link issues...
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Serial Rocker | September 17, 10:35 CET
Saje | September 17, 11:16 CET
Just with fewer goatee beards.
Serial Rocker | September 17, 12:33 CET