SATIN TIGHTS NO LONGER.
Joss will not be fighting for our rights after all.
You (hopefully) heard it here first: I'm no longer slated to make Wonder Woman. What? But how? My chest... so tight! Okay, stay calm and I'll explain as best I can. It's pretty complicated, so bear with me. I had a take on the film that, well, nobody liked. Hey, not that complicated.
Let me stress first that everybody at the studio and Silver Pictures were cool and professional. We just saw different movies, and at the price range this kind of movie hangs in, that's never gonna work. Non-sympatico. It happens all the time. I don't think any of us expected it to this time, but it did. Everybody knows how long I was taking, what a struggle that script was, and though I felt good about what I was coming up with, it was never gonna be a simple slam-dunk. I like to think it rolled around the rim a little bit, but others may have differing views.
The worst thing that can happen in this scenario is that the studio just keeps hammering out changes and the writer falls into a horrible limbo of development. These guys had the clarity and grace to skip that part. So I'm a free man.
Well, sorta. There is that "Goners" movie I can finally finish polishing, and plenty of other things in the hopper I've wanted to pursue. I'm as relieved as I am disappointed, and both of those things lead to drink, so that's a plus. Truly, you may be hearing some interesting things brewing in the coming months. But all potential jets therein will be visible.
But most importantly, I never have to answer THAT question again!!!! And you don't have to link to every rumor site! Finally and forever: I never had an actress picked out, or even a consistant front-runner. I didn't have time to waste on casting when I was so busy air-balling on the script. (No! Rim! There was rim!) That's the greatest relief of all. I can do interviews again!
Thanks for your time. You are the people who make the world go 'round. Or, no, science does that.
-j.
ps All right, it was Cobie Smulders. Sorry, Cobes.
[ edited by joss on 2007-02-03 00:56 ]
[ edited by kurya on 2007-02-03 00:58 ]
kurya | February 03, 02:58 CET
Craig Oxbrow | February 03, 02:59 CET
Good luck with Goners and whatever else is next. I'll be first in line (well, tied for first with everyone else on this site).
jam2 | February 03, 02:59 CET
Spike's Glory | February 03, 02:59 CET
moley75 | February 03, 03:00 CET
Simon | February 03, 03:02 CET
kurya | February 03, 03:02 CET
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sari | February 03, 03:12 CET
Andy
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yourlibrarian | February 03, 03:19 CET
[ edited by robsthell on 2007-02-03 02:28 ]
robsthell | February 03, 03:20 CET
My chest did feel tight reading those first few lines.
NotaViking | February 03, 03:20 CET
And by too bad, I mean that I feel that you'd have brought a different take to the Wonder Woman movie. I just hope that the next crew brought in doesn't make something Razzie worthy out of it.
Kyrax | February 03, 03:21 CET
MySerenity | February 03, 03:21 CET
Aurey09 | February 03, 03:21 CET
*Is very excited about Goners being pushed up more near the front of the work pile*
mifeng | February 03, 03:21 CET
Sorry, had to. Bad luck with WW, good luck with Gonners and everything else.
zz9 | February 03, 03:23 CET
lexigeek | February 03, 03:23 CET
Thank you for not watering down your vision (or mixing it with foul adulterates) just to get a big budget blockbuster under your belt. You follow your heart. We'll follow your heart, too.
Edited because I wrote "Bib" for "Big." That's dumb.
*(snort)*
[ edited by Pointy on 2007-02-14 05:50 ]
Pointy | February 03, 03:23 CET
My Jossir, dude, my scribe. I know I would have enjoyed and loved your vision for this character, and I'm so sorry - if you are - that this didn't work out. I'm glad to hear the relieved part, and I am sending you a virtual drink as we speak. It's a dark beer, and it's waiting in a pub in London, and it's measured in pints. Go.
On the other hand, as a deeply devoted Gonerian/Goner/Gonerses/Gonerama/Gonad, I am so happy you mentioned it as next on the list (after relaxing, recovering, and giving yourself a big treat of some kind.)
Then come on over to http://fans.gonersmovie.com/ and read our "plans" for your movie. They'll crack you up good.
And thanks for sticking to your own vision. We expect no less of you, but not everybody can do it.
"Out of the thousand writers huffing and puffing through movieland there are scarcely fifty men and women of wit or talent. The rest of the fraternity is deadwood. Yet, in a curious way, there is not much difference between the product of a good writer and a bad one. They both have to toe the same mark." - Ben Hecht, “Money Is the Root,” bk. 5, A Child of the Century
QuoterGal | February 03, 03:24 CET
k, got that out of the system. Well, for five minutes at least.
Thank you Joss for being so wonderful and telling us first- definitly looking towards this little thing called "Goners" and other future projects.
Hmm, still got two minutes before the meltdown returns. :S
[ edited by Trek_Girl42 on 2007-02-03 01:25 ]
Trek_Girl42 | February 03, 03:24 CET
What is really ironic, is I am watching "The Body" as I read this bad, bad news.
Charmuse | February 03, 03:25 CET
Zoic_Fan | February 03, 03:25 CET
Well, Joss, all I can say is I am eagerly waiting for Buffy S8 comics (coughtaracough, what the heck! :-)), am boning up on Runaways, loving Astonishing X-Men, and will look forward to Goners. You keep on keeping on, and we'll keep on you keeping on, or something like that. :-)
Dana5140 | February 03, 03:27 CET
einral | February 03, 03:27 CET
maje | February 03, 03:28 CET
Moscow Watcher | February 03, 03:28 CET
Pliny | February 03, 03:28 CET
On the selfish front, it's not a happy day because I was really looking forward to your version of WW. As as WW virgin, your movie was going to be the first story I read/saw about the character. That is probably true for a lot of people (IE those who managed to dodge the 70s show) which makes this movie more important for the character than, say, another spider-man movie is for spider-man. First impressions and all that.
Bah!
At least we still have Runaways and Goners to look forward to.
Edited to remove the second "Bah!" from this space since it looked like I was bah'ing runaways and goners, which wasn't the intent.
[ edited by Caleb on 2007-02-03 05:00 ]
Caleb | February 03, 03:28 CET
Yeah traffic directed towards this site is going to be overwhelming. So if you are having diffs getting access, please bear with us.
Simon | February 03, 03:29 CET
Also: being honest again, I'm kinda glad. WW struck me as a gamble. People, in my world, think WW and think cheese TV series. Tights. Rights. Fighting for our rights. Cheese can sometimes damage careers. "Cheese movies" also has "see also: Ben Affleck" in the movie dictionary.
Also, Goners! This means Universal can stop treating me like I'm nuts for having that website! And people can stop using it to make t-shirts with Llamas on...
gossi | February 03, 03:30 CET
However, I was only interested in the project because of Joss' involvement, and that that's pretty much a guarantee of quality, so now it's doubtful I'll give any eventual Wonder Woman movie any attention. And at least this way we shouldn't have to wait so long until we get something that he created himself, the characters, the words and the worlds.
Any chance of the script ever seeing the light of day, perhaps as a comic book or something, the studio surely must realise that thing would really sell. But I suppose there's the danger that people would like it and question what the hell the studio was thinking.
With us never having to see casting stories posted here again, we should fondly remember all that we saw, from Charisma Carpenter and Morena Baccarin to Ben Affleck and Samuel L. Jackson.
Ghost Spike | February 03, 03:30 CET
We'll be waiting for more of what you bring us!
dakoulkid | February 03, 03:32 CET
It goes without saying that if we were producing the movie, not only would you (as almost everyone seems to be addressing Joss here) still have the job, the film would already have its release date set.
zoinkers | February 03, 03:34 CET
Of course, if the movie does get made by another director/writer, I'm going to be hearing this from all of my friends for months:
"I thought you said it was going to rock?!"
'Cause there's no way that it's going to rock socks as thoroughly as it would have if it were in your hands, Joss.
I eagerly await your next project.
Hoban Washburne | February 03, 03:34 CET
I am sad in my little Linda Carter wannabe heart (I was holding out hope for midgety round WW played by me, you know - oops, maybe I closed the kidding tag too soon). But you gotta do what's right, be you studio or Joss, and I'm glad to hear that relief is a part of this.
(I'm gonna go catch up on Astonishing now. Yeah, I'm behind. I know. I know.)
Kiba | February 03, 03:35 CET
Ahem. I mean no. I'm bummed to hear this but at the same time good call on sticking to your vision. Cause your vision is what we all love and now you don't have to deal with the insanity of people trying to figure out who will play Wonder Woman. My head hurts from the constant rumor mill spinning with ideas.
The studios loss is Goners incredible gain. Ooo and when they hire some horrid actress to play WW we shall all sit and laugh. Muhahahaha!
*hugs* Best to ya!
LmR | February 03, 03:36 CET
Oh well, since it's always better to ride a bicycle that works than a jet-car that's out of gas, I'm glad there's other stuff to look forward to at least...
BunnyDee | February 03, 03:37 CET
Hopefully in it's place can be birthed something a bit more, how shall we say, Buffyish? :D
johnsmusicbox | February 03, 03:39 CET
*cries* Don't worry Diana, we'll find a good scribe.
thatweirdgirl | February 03, 03:40 CET
Good luck in Goners and all your other projects. We love you and can't wait to see what you bring us next!! I'm at the edge of my seat with excitement.
And thanks for sharing it here first. The second thing I have always admired in you is your devotion to the fanbase. Ahh, you're like no other, Joss. Sending bundles of virtual chocolates and flowers and candy and Mudder's Milk (to aid you in the drinking in disappointment and relief) your way for being so awesome!
starbursting | February 03, 03:44 CET
No, really, I´m sorry Joss. But after that long struggle it´s maybe for the best. I, as everyone else here, am really looking forward to Goners (even more than I was to WW, to be exact) and I also can´t wait for more projects.*silently chants "TV series TV Series" and tries to look innocent*
So lets watch out for what the future brings.
Kessie | February 03, 03:44 CET
AND thinking of all those other Potential projects makes me happy, even giddy with anticipation.
Maeve | February 03, 03:45 CET
Thanks again for honoring us with your news first. Even reading the announcement, it's amazing how you can come across as chagrined, funny, and mature/professional, all at the same time.
jclemens | February 03, 03:46 CET
joss wrote:
My guess is that the production people were playing some kind of
granny-style, half-court ball. It's hard to get any rim when you are lobbing a ball from between your knees. Ok. So that went to a slighty strange place.
I appreciate you, joss, in your three-point, full-court press kind of women's basket--work.
shinygroovyj | February 03, 03:47 CET
theonetruebix | February 03, 03:50 CET
Some publisher should get the rights to Joss' WW script next year and publish it. They'd make a bit of mon-nay.
gossi | February 03, 03:53 CET
While I'm disappointed for you, I've always thought that your best stuff dealt with worlds that you created yourself. That's one of the reasons why I was looking forward more to Goners than Wonder Woman.
I'm pretty excited and can't wait to see what you have up your sleeve after Goners...
Patrick13 | February 03, 03:55 CET
Eden | February 03, 03:56 CET
You are one harsh mama jama, dude, after we've been the faithful, and Char made the groovy T-design. And I just adopted a virtual llama for you.
No pie for the mean gossi for a week. And you be nice to us - our presence has acquired increased significance, and, as you say, makes you look less crazy.
In the name of Cabbie: poke, poke, poke.
-- Your Loving But Irritated Goners
: >
QuoterGal | February 03, 03:57 CET
I'm still looking forward to Goners, even though I have NO BLINKIN' CLUE what it's about.
Polter-Cow | February 03, 03:58 CET
mifeng | February 03, 03:59 CET
marmoset | February 03, 03:59 CET
I hope you get the oppotunity to do exactly what you want to next.
Personally, I look forward to being thrilled, astonished, moved and a little bit scared by Goners.
silvius | February 03, 04:00 CET
Also, yes, I forgot to say - thanks to Joss for dropping by to post this himself. This news would have got out on rumour mill soon enough, and I'm sure crazy news sites would have been putting crazy spins on it. So it's nice to read the real deal first.
Of course, I'm sure the crazy Joss hatin' websites will be writing their articles soon...
gossi | February 03, 04:02 CET
ajay42 | February 03, 04:03 CET
Lady Brick | February 03, 04:05 CET
sigh. I have never been a Pollyanna. (just an Anna.) I wish I could say things will change, soon. working here in Hollywood as I do, I'm astounded by stupidity constantly, most of it in the upper echelons of the corporatocracy. all I know is that Joss' creations have been the only things that give me hope for a better future, sometimes. I'll keep hoping, and I'll probably find out about it right here on Big Black.
"yeah, Buffy...what are you gonna do now?"
annagranfors | February 03, 04:05 CET
Polter-Cow, just ask yourself: What is Mia made of?
(Meanwhile, does this news increase or decrease the chances of my WW casting suggestion of Andy Serkis in a motion-capture suit?)
[ edited by theonetruebix on 2007-02-03 02:11 ]
theonetruebix | February 03, 04:06 CET
Bring on Buffy: Season 8! Bring on Runaways! Bring on Goners!
Good luck!
crossoverman | February 03, 04:11 CET
But you know what might be fun now that you have some free time?
A T.V. show!
Maybe about, I don't know, a vampire with a soul, who maybe fought for his soul for the love of a slayer? Just a thought.
Xane | February 03, 04:11 CET
I'm looking forward to Goners and whatever Joss has planned next.
FaithFan | February 03, 04:11 CET
Although I must say... it would be really neat if that Wonder Woman script somehow became available... *ahem* Man that would be a fun read!
I'm looking forward to the next project! Whatever it turns out to be. (What's Goners by the way?)
SenseiJJ | February 03, 04:12 CET
Trek_Girl42 | February 03, 04:13 CET
Now I can only prepare myself for the jump on to the bandwagon of the "well, if Joss was still involved it could have been so much better" brigade if it all goes down the pan.
So.... now to waiting with anticip......ation (damn Rocky Horror, I can't say that word properly any more!) for the wonders that the Mighty Joss will produce next for our delictation and deliberaion.
Jaynesgirl | February 03, 04:16 CET
So all in all, it sucks, and Warners have probably made a bad decision in letting this one get away. (Unless the script stank the big one. I mean, it's not like he's ever worked on a successful screenplay befTOYSTORYSPEEDore?)
daylight | February 03, 04:17 CET
jcs | February 03, 04:18 CET
And of course onwards to more creative work, comics and films aplenty. Now I can't wait to hear that "Mischa Barton/Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton has finally been cast as WonderWoman!" so that we know Joss was better off not wasting his talents on that kind of film, if that is the direction the studio wants to go in. But thanks for keeping us informed and I suppose it was better for them to let us know now rather than drag it out.
The weird thing is, I was so used to talking about Joss' involvement in WonderWoman as fact, like when I was talking about Serenity before its release. Now it's more like talking about a sequel to Serenity, which looks increasingly unlikely.
:( I didn't expect or welcome this news, but now that it's arrived we can just look forward to all the other exciting projects on the horizon.
Razor | February 03, 04:20 CET
lycoming | February 03, 04:20 CET
Still...I gotta agree with the sentiment that if anyone could nail Wonder Woman for this generation, it would have been you, good sir! Maybe given enough time and a stinker at the box office, followed by some cool-off time, we can say your Amazonian opus up on the big screen:D
Oh yeah...also can't wait for Goners. Hell...I would be psyched for anything you made, even a PSA about tax season;)
BlueEyedBrigadier | February 03, 04:24 CET
I'm kind of dissappointed that it didn't work out, but honestly I'm more glad that other projects will be moved to the proverbial front burner. I was hoping Goners would come first anyway.
RaisedByMongrels | February 03, 04:26 CET
Polter-Cow | February 03, 04:27 CET
Haunt | February 03, 04:28 CET
Now you've gone and spoiled his surprise about the coming months.
And Polter-Cow: C'mon now, you're not even trying.
theonetruebix | February 03, 04:33 CET
non sequitur | February 03, 04:35 CET
Oh, well. At least this frees you up to do Serenity II.
What?
A man can dream!!!
IMForeman | February 03, 04:36 CET
and heartbroken. and disappointed.
major UGH. Why does this man always get so screwed over?
yamsham | February 03, 04:39 CET
palehorse | February 03, 04:40 CET
Oh god, unless it's good. Nah, that won't happen. :P
Love when interesting things are brewing. Like the days of old. Exciting.
The First Weevil | February 03, 04:44 CET
Polter-Cow | February 03, 04:50 CET
NaughtyBoozeHound | February 03, 04:52 CET
*coughportlandwheretheideabegancough*
Polter-Cow: And where might one go if one is trying to find something out about about something?
[ edited by theonetruebix on 2007-02-03 02:54 ]
theonetruebix | February 03, 04:53 CET
It's a shame that so much of your life gets dedicated to something that falls through. Although, there must be some serious relief associated with putting WW down.
*hugs*
nixygirl | February 03, 04:53 CET
That said, I REALLY do not like the character of Wonder Woman and I have to admit that Joss was the only reason that this movie held the slightest bit of interest for me. I've never really been into any of the DC characters (well, maybe Batman) and Wonder Woman was probably one of the heroes from that particular comic book company that I had the least interest in.
Had things stayed as they were then I have no doubt that it would have been a very good movie indeed and that I'd have gone to see it. Hell, Joss would have written it so I'm certain that I would have enjoyed it, regardless of the source material. But ultimately if Joss was the only reason for me seeing this movie then I'd much rather be paying out my hard earned cash to see an original Whedon project. Goners, maybe?
Wonder Woman, Shmonder Woman. Joss has better things to be doing with his time. And if he really wants another crack at a superhero flick then I'm sure there is a Marvel movie project just around the corner with his name on it. ;)
Serial Rocker | February 03, 04:53 CET
Superman Returns price range or a lot less? Me curious as to whether Joss had a big budget bold vision for Wondy and Warner Bros didn't.
Simon | February 03, 04:54 CET
I have to say that I am not surprised, it should never have taken a year to get a script done, and if there was a danger of Joss being nibbled to death by ducks then it is much better to part ways and move on to more exciting projects. I'm hoping to hear about Goners going into production soon (finally)!
embers | February 03, 04:55 CET
I'm sure your version of Wonder Woman is amazing, Joss. I'm sorry you worked so long and so hard and it is not going to be produced.
nicola | February 03, 04:57 CET
impalergeneral | February 03, 04:59 CET
Two schools of thoughts here: the studio wanted to make a small budget film, and Joss wanted to go bigger -- or the studio wanted to do a massive budget film, which sidelined Joss' vision of the movie.
Polter-Cow: Mia is a character in Goners. It's a supernatural thriller about the underworld (under body?) of society and cities. Or something. Joss can probably pitch it better. Uhm, I should edit out the probably.
gossi | February 03, 04:59 CET
theonetruebix | February 03, 05:00 CET
Polter-Cow | February 03, 05:00 CET
Hrmph.
theonetruebix | February 03, 05:01 CET
With all said and done, I'm sorry Joss. But your future will be bright! Brighter than the sun itself! :)
mikejer | February 03, 05:01 CET
I suppose the only thing is now someone is going to have to break it to dear Mr Fillion that he should hold off on shaving his legs and he can stop practising his twirls!!
genesgal | February 03, 05:02 CET
All in all, I'd say Kitty Pryde said it best: Yeahbuhwhat?
Niels | February 03, 05:02 CET
ohmen51 | February 03, 05:08 CET
Joss, have been desperate for great genius tales. Not just any tales but yours.
Have your comics on order at Amazon, marked my calendar on Feb. 15. for the Office, watching Firefly in HD weekly.
Was so looking forward to WW.
So very sorry to here that your story will not be told. For both of us a great loss.
Here's a toast to you buddy to Goners soon and
all those amazing stories bubbling to the surface waiting to be told.
Good Luck to you and will be standing by for those bubbles to turn into Gems.
renegade | February 03, 05:14 CET
LOUiE | February 03, 05:14 CET
m'cookies actual | February 03, 05:16 CET
As your fans, we all have our own take on what you should pursue as your next Project. But you, who have taught us so well that "the Journey is the Worthier Part", have your own path set before you. Please know that we will follow you on your Journey wherever it should lead, be it Comics, Movies, TV, Shadow Puppets, Radio....
We're with you, Boss :)
TDBrown | February 03, 05:16 CET
kballgetlost | February 03, 05:20 CET
kira29 | February 03, 05:21 CET
Here's hoping you have great happiness in whatever you do next, Joss. We'll be waiting adoringly to see what happens next.
Meltha | February 03, 05:21 CET
I'm glad the studio and all the execs involved are being cool and professional and all that but I want to reach out and smack 'em good 'n hard.
Traevynn | February 03, 05:22 CET
C. A. Bridges | February 03, 05:23 CET
megaloo | February 03, 05:25 CET
I can now put Wondy on that list of movies I will see one day on TNT.
eddy | February 03, 05:25 CET
(I can dream!)
Dana5140 | February 03, 05:29 CET
So whatever project you move onto next, I'll still support it obessessively. Good luck.
whosflyingthisthing? | February 03, 05:33 CET
Ahhhh well. On the plus side, I was looking forward to Goners more than Wondy anyway, and it's not as if he's completely gone. Comics, Office, and hopefully more cool things.
I guess I just repeated everyone here, so, sorry about that. But this is really a bummer.
[ edited by Jobo on 2007-02-03 04:52 ]
Jobo | February 03, 05:33 CET
C. A. Bridges | February 03, 05:35 CET
ChromeShark | February 03, 05:36 CET
Like...I've totally shut down.
Worst. News. Ever.
Emma Frost | February 03, 05:40 CET
[ edited by ChromeShark on 2007-02-03 05:26 ]
ChromeShark | February 03, 05:41 CET
My stomach feels just a little bit like it did when our non-profit Board let our wonderful Executive Director go. I get upset when the PTB demonstrate - in a way that matters to me - that they are incapable of understanding and appreciating those qualities that I value. Thus they prevent them from entering the world, being enjoyed, and raising the standard - as Buffy, Angel, and Serenifly and others have done.
Again, Joss wasn't heard. Again, quality loses to something else. I don't have to read Joss's script (although I would dearly love to) to know that what he created was more profound and interesting and multi-faceted than whatever the studio and J.S. could "see."
And I'd put money on the fact that Wonder Woman was written to be a full character in a way that few mainstream, big-money movie female characters are written - however flawed and limited she may have (necessarily) been. And I'd put even more money on that depiction as being one of the "problems."
Joss called it a take that nobody liked, but I doubt very much that's true. It was, I'm sure, a take that somewhat more black-and-white, blockbuster mainstream thinkers didn't like, and that's a very different thing...
I know Joss has to be nice about the studio and the differences in their visions, but I don't have to be.
Thanks, guys, for helping the level of Hollywood entertainment to be that much more crappy. I look forward to the production of the movie written by the assistant on Beer Blast and "Bob from Corporate" - hungry newcomers, happy to get their big break, who are probably more amenable to control than an old hand with artistic integrity like Joss.
Businesses do business like this all the time, and yet it still pisses me off. I really should learn...
"When you overpay small people you frighten them. They know that their merits or activities entitle them to no such sums as they are receiving. As a result their boss soars out of economic into magic significance. He becomes a source of blessings rather than wages. Criticism is sacrilege, doubt is heresy." - Ben Hecht, “The Captive Muse,” bk. 5, A Child of the Century
QuoterGal | February 03, 05:42 CET
I just don't think the time is right for a WW movie right now, or perhaps ever, and this was pretty much confirmed by the fact that whenever I told anyone in real life I was looking forward to the movie because of Joss, they'd look supremely uninterested. WW is not cool -- Joss, now he is totally cool for school.
dottikin | February 03, 05:43 CET
Good thing I didn't get that special Wonder Woman t-shirt made for Comic-Con 2007 (you and Quoter Gal and the Fanboy Radio interview were the inspiration ... and a little moi).
We've got your back and will follow where you lead.
Hugs.
Tonya J | February 03, 05:46 CET
Truth be told, I wasn't really hot on WW, but was excited as hell for another celluloid Joss experience. Now my selfish brain is spinning wildly, fantasizing about more Buffster.
Joss, if you're down about this, then we are too. We're 'here' for you always - don't ever forget that. If you are glad, then hey, next round's on me! **HUGS**
Willowy | February 03, 05:49 CET
Plus, this will give you more time to figure out how to fit a llama into the Gonersbackground scenery. Or PIE! Gotta have pie! Mmmm, pie...
Oh, and because drink comes into it: Sex on the Beach. Or a Screaming Orgasm. How can you lose?
cabri | February 03, 05:51 CET
*cries*
Trek_Girl42 | February 03, 05:59 CET
...
Wow.
I was really looking forward to your take on the lady with the gold lasso. But, hey, last I checked you had no shortage of awesome projects on your plate. I can't wait for every single one of them! Thanks for telling us first Joss.
valgal | February 03, 05:59 CET
Jona | February 03, 06:02 CET
"Truly, you may be hearing some interesting things brewing in the coming months."
This tantalizing tidbit has me tingly!
(Had to go with the alliteration because I am a dork.)
Meanwhile, I'm thrilled (and tingly!) that Goners has moved up the priority list. Yea!
You know what wouldn't suck?
Joss. Directing Battlestar.
A girl can dream...
As others have said, wherever you lead, we'll follow, Joss.
Syren | February 03, 06:11 CET
I await your next great feat. Not that you have great feet, or maybe you do have great feet, or maybe you have bunny feet, which would scare the hell out of Anya.
What was I saying? oh yeah I am really looking forward to the brew of the coming months.
You don't shoot air balls Boss, only Dwayne Wade style Dunks, that bounce of other peoples heads.
Obsidian Mon | February 03, 06:11 CET
And thanks for posting here, it's great that you think of us and want to get the word out before we get 8000 different half truths and rumors.
And I'm going to have to start searching for Mia, I didn't know Goners was that far along. I seem to remember something about her being River's sister in chocolate. Or I could be imaging things, that's always a possibility.
nole9 | February 03, 06:12 CET
Thanks for telling us, I was glad to hear it from you. Good luck with your one thousand other projects!
BrightShiner | February 03, 06:12 CET
toast | February 03, 06:12 CET
rbt | February 03, 06:13 CET
Now I'll have to take it back. And without even an unused screenplay to read over that we might imagine "what might have been." However, if the unpublished work does accidentally surface somewhere on the Internet, I'd cheerfully watch Joss' screenplay done by sock puppets and hosted on YouTube versus whatever shiny, hollow, CGI-laden version that will emerge from Hollywood and shamble directly towards the box office, crushing tradition and common sense in its way.
So, go go Goners!
Ocular | February 03, 06:16 CET
Ok first Jackson is removed from the Hobbit, and now Joss is taken off Wonder Woman?!?!
Well... theres now two less movies I need to shell out cash to see. Thank you Hollywood, the less great movies you produce the more cash I can save.
I was really really really looking forward to Joss interpretation of Wonder Woman. Everything he's said about it has excited me more (and I'm no fan of WW, but I know Joss would have made it really good). Now... I honestly don't care. I was interested because of Joss.
I suppose Goners, Buffy season 8, and other comics will keep him busy. And... maybe this clears the way for a grand return to TV? No wait, the net execs would need to remove their heads from their buttocks... I believe that's a dangerous surgical procedure where execs are concerned. How about direct to DVD? Babylon 5 is doing that!
AnotherFireflyfan | February 03, 06:17 CET
opoponax19 | February 03, 06:26 CET
Samantha | February 03, 06:28 CET
Still looking forward to Goners and whatever else you have planned in the coming months.
MichaelH | February 03, 06:30 CET
Jossir, I'm sorry that I won't be able to have that conversation about Wonder Woman but at least she is finally out of your house. And we really look forward to Goners.
Lioness | February 03, 06:32 CET
C. A. Bridges | February 03, 06:34 CET
So, at lest you don't have to answer THAT question. So, here's your next, least-favorite question: What ARE you working on? What's Goners about? When's it happening? What actresses are vaguely connected to the role of Mia?
(Sorry, that turned out to be more than one question.)
Septimus | February 03, 06:40 CET
The t-shirt is for the serenitymovie.org Goners Crew (of which you are a member, by the way). Serenity = llama, as any decent browncoat knows. It was our way to link Goners and Serenity.
And sir, many Goners have offered to purchase you a llama shirt. Check out our Dear Joss thread for details. I think you'd like that thread. ;-D
(There's also a Dear Gossi thread but that one tends to have more swearing in it... :D)
cabri | February 03, 06:43 CET
It's sad to see Joss not doing it anymore. Was really looking forward to a mainstream comic heroine done right on the screens.
But maybe was for the best.
Oh god, the internet is going to explode again, right? Hope our server can take it.
QG, you just reminded me of a certain moment from a certain show known by all of us:
WILLOW: (softly) Just so you know? I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want. (shot of Riley and Sam talking closely)
BUFFY: Thanks, but no. I don't wanna seem all petty.
WILLOW: Well, that's the beauty! You can't, but I can. Please. Let me carry the hate for the both of us.
[ edited by Numfar PTB on 2007-02-03 04:57 ]
Numfar PTB | February 03, 06:43 CET
stevekaw | February 03, 06:44 CET
I always look forward to your next project and frankly I'm a bit relieved that your next project will be yours and not theirs.
daikiki | February 03, 06:46 CET
ruthless1 | February 03, 06:48 CET
Well, I just won't want to see it now. I was really looking forward to your take on it.
So sorry about the disappointment.
madmolly | February 03, 06:59 CET
As others have said already, I'm much more psyched about any of your original creative ideas, such as the Buffy comics (yeah!) and especially looking forward to Goners! In the meantime, I'm enjoying AXM and look forward to becoming a Runaways fan.
samatwitch | February 03, 07:02 CET
*big squishsome hugs*
nyghtpet | February 03, 07:10 CET
Noclaf | February 03, 07:14 CET
http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=9546
which links back here.
CaptainB | February 03, 07:15 CET
Of course, it's also true that morons, idiots, and cretins can differ with those who happen to be right about aspects of creative projects.
Just me saying . . .
(Hey, Fearless Leader took the high road! I rather think that frees me from the burden of having to.) But it does free him up to work on some other things - I'm sure we could put together a list, if that would be helpful.
mockingbird | February 03, 07:18 CET
Good news: FIREFLY COMEBACK! (Oh, please, please, pleasepleaseplease . . . )
ScrewtheAlliance | February 03, 07:26 CET
But I have been looking forward to Goners a lot more, so... in the end, it just means I'll just get to see that sooner than expected. When one door closes another opens, they say.
But Joss, if you truly long to bring a female superhero to the big screen, I don't think anybody's optioned the rights to the Electra Woman and Dynagirl film yet.
What? * blinks innocently *
zengrrl | February 03, 07:36 CET
Muahahaha.
theonetruebix | February 03, 07:39 CET
I'm going to follow the approach of Numfar PTB and Quoter Gal on this one: deep abiding resentment towards the studio and Silver. And everyone who has ever worked for them. And their neighbours. And their hamsters. And their neighbours' hamsters.
Buffy: Will, it's okay. You don't have to make him the bad guy.
Willow: But that's the best friends job, vilifying and grousing.
Bah. May they all be penetrated by spidermonkeys.
Mythtaken | February 03, 07:43 CET
Goners will be awesome. I am sure of that. And I would not utter one word of complaint were new actor-involved projects in the Buffyverse or Serenity Nebula now more likely to be unleashed upon us sooner.
Let's look at the bright side... in a way, we got our Joss back!
But I'd still love to read that Wonder Whedon script. How soon will that be leaking online do you think?
Anyone?
Hjermsted | February 03, 07:47 CET
How about letting Joss write/direct an episode of Drive?
Seriously. It'd be just like the band getting back together again! ;-)
[ edited by AnotherFireflyfan on 2007-02-03 05:48 ]
AnotherFireflyfan | February 03, 07:48 CET
I am really excited that you have a bunch of things lined up. Hope we hear about them first!
jenofthejungle | February 03, 07:49 CET
I honestly was leery about a Wonder Woman remake from the start. It had a lot of challenges to overcome because she's such an iconic character that doesn't really modernize well. As AOTS so aptly put it, the invisible jet is confusing. Joss could have totally done it, though. I was looking forward to seeing how he would approch the challenges, and it saddens me that he put all this effort into it for naught. However, if this means that Goners comes out sooner, then huzzah!
Small Frye | February 03, 07:51 CET
theonetruebix | February 03, 07:58 CET
-Jonestein
p.s. Grrr.
Jonestein | February 03, 08:00 CET
Firefly Flanatic | February 03, 08:02 CET
Best of luck with Goners, and all other future projects that I look forward to watching *cough, cough, Serenity 2, cough*.
At least now Nathan can stop twirling in your yard in a tiara.
(wow, Cobie Smulders SO looks perfect for the part)
Zeppo | February 03, 08:07 CET
I'm confident you'll pass through it soon enough, Joss. Don't make this any less of a sad day, though. :(
rb | February 03, 08:07 CET
Harmalicious | February 03, 08:08 CET
Wonder Woman has been a pop-culture icon since 1941, or 23 years before Joss was born. The movie really wasn't relying on Joss Whedon to draw people into the theatres. *grin*
I'm just glad that the parting happened before casting and filming began...
krad | February 03, 08:11 CET
Texadan | February 03, 08:11 CET
I'm really glad Joss is going to have time to focus on the topics screaming in his brain to get out. So, on with Goners, Buffy and everything else Joss has in store for us.
cheryl | February 03, 08:15 CET
Please throw us a little morsel of hope for future art. Sorry, there is only so many times we can watch those DVDs. And while you know I will grace a comic book store for season 8, I have to go into New York City to buy it because if any of my non-Browncoat friends knew I was reading comic books..... Hey, in my corporate circle of friends, I'd get more respect hanging out at a porn shop.
Mr. Whedon, keep flyin'. We'll keep buyin'.
Browncoats of New York City: So say we all.
Dietcoke | February 03, 08:18 CET